Sleep tight…don’t let the bed bugs bite!
Yeah right! Had it not been for the sudden invasion of the invisible, apparently, irritating midgets, I would have been sleeping tight . Even my parents have no clue where these bed bugs came from. They reckon it is the bachelors’, living below us, fault. Maybe their untidiness and shabby living place encouraged the stupid little bugs to come over and then bug us!. Mosquitoes in India are far better than them. There were some mosquito repellents at least! None here for the bugs, except for the harmful insecticides. The nymphs (teenage babies of bugs ;) ) are colourless and so can’t be seen unless they drink some blood and attain that color. Pissing us off like hell! My mother told me that there used to be a huge bed bug problem in India as well. But they were very much eliminated with the help of a very powerful insecticide, TICK20. However, the exponential growth of human suicides when compared to that of bug deaths, resulted in the banning of that chemical. No use discussing and sighing over past events…
My family won’t be moving from this place for another year! I feel so sorry for them…and for myself (1 more month to go :P)
My family won’t be moving from this place for another year! I feel so sorry for them…and for myself (1 more month to go :P)
posted by BullzY at 10:25 AM
4 Comments:
*ponders*
nymphs? i just hope those are bugs. thats some mythological creature, you know. a mega babe type character. and you dont deserve nymphs is your bed. oh, and ... people commited suicide when bed bugs died? :P
*signs off*
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I knew you would ask that quastion Mr.Bidri.
Are you blind? I defined the term nymph well enough for even a layman to understand...
And thanks for pointing out that error...I've corrected it...
As if you deserve nymphs in your bed??? Forget about me...ask that question to yourself :))
*so startled that the process of startlation is over before the ... whatever, im out of ideas*
seriously, man, what makes you think i dont deserve the nymphs? sheesh!!
*signs off*
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hey how is life ????? it should suck ......*** where is my graphics card hope you remember me ...... so got information that 2nd years are vacating there rooms in the first floor ........
search for my graphics card .....
thats it .....
if you fail to bring one then commit suicide by drinking that dick 10 ???? some pesticide ...
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